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Title	:	The Twilight Collection (The Twilight Saga #1-3)
Author	:	Stephenie Meyer
Book Format	:	Hardcover
Book Edition	:	First Edition
Pages	:	Pages: 1690 pages
Published	:	November 15th 2007 by Atom (first published November 1st 2007)
Categories	:	Nonfiction. Autobiography. Memoir. Biography

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stephenie meyer, i spit in your general direction. i started the series because they are the obsession of every twelve year-old girl i work with, i finished them because i wanted to be able to condemn them with a clear conscience. i take no issue with explicit vampire lovin', but i cannot stomach such young impressionable minds spooning up the idiocy of this accident prone mortal girl who can't make it through a day without being rescued by her obsession/saviour/boyfriend... who is so beautiful beyond reason that the author had to spend pages upon pages outlining the details of his perfection. barf. the entire second book is about how she's so heartbroken she can't even remember to feed herself. vomit. her life is so messed up because she's in love with a vampire and her best friend the werewolf is in love with her, oh it's all so complicated. retch. her life will just be perfect if only she's made immortal and of course oh so devastatingly beautiful. hurl. she's really a forward thinking girl but somehow ends up married and pregnant at eighteen and couldn't be more delighted. okay, i'm running out of synonyms for throwing up. needless to say, i'm not keen on feeding such garbage to anyone, let alone those who don't have the maturity to see it for what it is- the literary equivalent of a pop-tart laced with cyanide.

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Original Title:	The Twilight Collection (Twilight, #1-3)
ISBN:	0316003727 (ISBN13: 9780316003728)
Edition Language:	English
Series:	The Twilight Saga #1-3
Setting:	Forks, Washington(United States)

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Here we go.Twilight. New Moon. Eclipse. Small nod to Mrs. Meyers for spawning a series that continues to captivate a young audience. Aside from that brief allowance, Ive got more than a few frowns for this trio of teen angst.The message: If an author employs a thesaurus to the narrative of a high school girl ( I dare not say heroine, because Ms. Swan is surely not one of these), the reader should instinctively accept that said female is responsible and intelligent, which somehow must quantify

Pretty bad, but I probably would have loved this book when I was twelve. I probably would have thought it pretty awesome to hold the attention of a possessive, obsessive vampire, especially since I wouldn't be able to do more than flutter my hands helplessly in the midst of exchanging pout bouts. Seriously. Of course, we wouldn't have much to talk about anyway. Even with my awe-inspiring knowledge of Barbie, Ken and 90210, he would still have a century's worth of life experience over me, except

So. I just read the first three "Twilight" books, and I'm not moving onto the fourth in the near future, because I need to clear my head of all this tsuris. :PSo let's clear everything up right away. The "Twilight" books are horrible. Horrible writing (seriously, did we have to go through *every step* of Bella's days?) Horrible characterization- (honestly, Bella's "intuition" had to do with how quickly Stephenie wanted to unveil a plot point that the readers could already guess at anyway.)

I am mildly annoyed by Stephenie Meyer's writing style, and the main character, Bella, drives me insane. I don't like her enough to care what happens to her, so reading the books has kind of been a waste of my time. She doesn't deserve either of her potential love interests and I think she makes too many dumb decisions. I am mildy intrigued by Meyer's reinvention, if you will, of the vampire/werewolf mythology, but once again, I don't care enough about the characters to want to read more, except

I liked this book series for one reason, the way that Stephanie Meyer used her own version of vampires which just happened to be awesome. My first problem with this series is the rather retarded love story, this debauchery of literature is hard to slog past while reading this but i succeeded. For some reason (probably the same one that allows for people to like the Harry Potter series) people don't use logic while reading novels, they completely give into there emotions which doesn't make any

I have to say that I really enjoyed this series. I read it not knowing the outcome of the books and not having seen the movies. I believe this ADDED to my enjoyment of these books. I'm in my thirties and consider myself well-read, graduating from University with a Major in English. Useless degree but I love literature! I'd never considered YA or fantasy, so these books were the introduction for me. I had no preconceived notions about what vampires or werewolves should do. It was a new concept

I've read or listened to this series at least 5 times in the last year. Stephenie Meyer is my favorite author and the best storyteller!